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"Don't Be a D*ck" Crystal Soap

"Don't Be a D*ck" Crystal Soap

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"Don't Be A D*ck." A good motto live by.

Whether you or a friend need a laugh, or you have a boss or someone in your life that could use this reminder, anyone could benefit from a luxurious bar of handmade soap with a genuine crystal weenie. Life is short, have a laugh!

Enjoy this fruity mix of rhubarb, mandarin, lemon, peach, rose, and jasmine, with notes of musk, vanilla, tonka, and amberwood for depth. Each bar will have genuine crystal d*ck, in either clear quartz , rose quartz, amethyst, or a golden healer.

All soaps are created using the cold process method of soap making using nourishing organic oils and butters, and always cured for the minimum of 4 weeks for the best, long lasting bar. Learn about soap curing and why it's important here.

Not sure how to use crystals after you’ve finished your soap? Read here!

Specifics 

As bars are hand-cut, expect slight variations in weight, with each bar weighing approximately 3-5 oz. Each crystal will vary in size and may not be the one exactly pictured.

Due to the handmade nature and use of natural ingredients, there may be slight color/design variations from batch to batch and colors may fade over time. This does not affect the efficacy of the soap in any way. Due to the vanillin content of this fragrance, a tan hue can be noted throughout the design. This is purely aesthetic and does not alter the soap quality or performance. However, further methods will be taken in future batches to minimize the tanning hue of the colors.

The information provided here regarding crystal meanings is intended solely for educational purposes and general knowledge. If you have any health concerns or serious medical conditions, it is important to exercise personal discernment, consult professionals when needed, and seek appropriate medical attention from qualified healthcare professionals.

Soap Care

Handcrafted soaps are naturally rich in glycerin. Glycerin is a humectant that attracts water to your skin. While that's wonderful for your body, it does require a little extra care of your soap.

Allow your soap to dry naturally by storing it on a draining soap dish or rack. This allows air to circulate around it and prolongs its lifespan. Keep your soap out of direct stream of water or submerged in water for too long. Unused soaps should be stored in a cool, dry place.

Ethics

All soaps are palm-free, as palm oil production has led to environmental degradation, deforestation, and habitat loss for wildlife.

All products are handcrafted in small batches, sourced locally when possible, and working with trusted, reputable suppliers. Organic oils and butters are always chosen for highest quality and Fair Trade whenever available.

Ingredients

Saponified oils and butters of olive, shea*, coconut*, cocoa*, avocado, hemp seedcastor seed; phthalate-free fragrance oils, sodium lactate, ethically sourced micas (mica, tin oxide, iron oxide, titanium dioxide, fluorphlogopite), titanium dioxide.

Ingredients in bold are certified organic.
* = Fair Trade ingredient

All products are handcrafted in small batches, sourced locally when possible, and working with trusted, reputable suppliers. Nearly all raw ingredients are USDA-certified organic or Ecocert approved.

Processing + Shipping

Orders are processed + shipped within 5-7 business days (excluding the day the order was placed, weekends, + government holidays). An email confirmation with tracking information will be sent to you once it has shipped. Please note that the shipping schedule may differ slightly around holidays + sales.

Local Pick Up

Local customers can choose to pick up their orders to save on shipping. Orders will be dropped off weekly for pick up at White Mountain Crystals in Plainville, MA. Please wait for an email confirmation that your order is ready to collect. Orders will typically be ready in 4-5 business days. An order confirmation email/slip or photo ID is required at time of pick up.

Pickup is only available during WMC's business hours at:
1 Man Mar Drive
Plainville, MA 02762

Mon + Tue CLOSED
Wed + Thu 12-6
Fri + Sat 11-6
Sun 11-5p

Mindfulness

For any of our beeswax-based products [balms, salves, etc] offered, consistency may be altered by the weather: softer in warmer months + firmer in cooler months. During warmer seasons, keep product in a cool, dark area. During colder seasons, allow the warmth from your skin to soften the product.

Shipping to or throughout hot climates, particularly in summer months, may result in a liquified product. Please keep this in mind when ordering + ensure your order is shipped to an address where it will be collected in a timely manner + not left out in the sun or hot weather. If your beeswax product melts + liquifies, this will in no way harm or alter the efficacy of your product. Should you experience this, simply toss in the refrigerator for a few hours to bring it back to its original consistency.

Returns

Due to the hygiene nature of products, returns + exchanges are not accepted. Refunds will not be allowed based on personal scent preferences or if allergic to an ingredient. We strive to provide detailed descriptions of scent notes + disclose ingredient listings to assist you in making informed purchasing decisions. Full ingredient listings are available for every product for this very reason, so please read through for any possible allergens prior to ordering.

If there is a legitimate issue with your order such as a broken item, we definitely want to make it right, so please contact us!

Disclaimer

Please ensure the ingredients list has been reviewed for any allergies/sensitivities/concerns.

Please note that products may affect individuals differently, + results may vary. It is essential to read + follow all product instructions, warnings, + guidelines provided. We recommend conducting a patch test on a small area of skin before full application to check for any adverse reactions or allergies. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.

Our products are not intended to treat, cure, diagnose, or prevent any disease. The content on this website is not intended to substitute professional skincare advice or medical guidance. If you have any specific concerns or pre-existing skin conditions, we recommend consulting with a qualified dermatologist or healthcare professional before using our products.

Lather and Soul Skincare is not responsible for any damage resulting from the use or misuse of any product on our website.

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