DON'T BE A D*CK Crystal Soap
DON'T BE A D*CK Crystal Soap
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"Don't Be A D*ck." A good motto live by.
These were such a hit last year so we had to bring them back, but better! These soaps will bring laughs AND light to your bath time because they glow in the dark! Whether you or a friend need a laugh, or you have a boss or someone in your life that could use this reminder, anyone could benefit from a luxurious bar of handmade soap with a genuine crystal weenie. Life is short, have a laugh!
Enjoy this fruity mix of rhubarb, mandarin, lemon, peach, rose, and jasmine, with notes of musk, vanilla, tonka, and amberwood for depth. Each bar will have genuine crystal d*ck, in either clear quartz , rose quartz, amethyst, or a golden healer.
All soaps are handcrafted using the cold process method of soap making, using nourishing organic oils and butters, and moon water charged under the Full Moon. Bars are always cured for a minimum of 4 weeks for the best, long lasting bar. Learn about soap curing and why it's important here.
Not sure how to use crystals after you’ve finished your soap? Read here!
Specifics
As bars are hand-cut, expect slight variations in weight, with each bar weighing approximately 4.5-5 oz. Each crystal will vary in size and may not be the one exactly pictured.
"Charge" soap under a bright light to activate the glow!
Due to the handmade nature and use of natural ingredients, there may be slight color/design variations from batch to batch and colors may fade over time. This does not affect the efficacy of the soap in any way.
Soap Care
Handcrafted soaps are naturally rich in glycerin. Glycerin is a humectant that attracts water to your skin. While that's wonderful for your body, it does require a little extra care of your soap.
Allow your soap to dry naturally by storing it on a draining soap dish or rack. This allows air to circulate around it and prolongs its lifespan. Keep your soap out of direct stream of water or submerged in water for too long. Unused soaps should be stored in a cool, dry place.
Ethics
All soaps are palm-free, as palm oil production has led to environmental degradation, deforestation, and habitat loss for wildlife.
All products are handcrafted in small batches, sourced locally when possible, and working with trusted, reputable suppliers. Organic oils and butters are always chosen for highest quality and Fair Trade whenever available.
Ingredients
Saponified oils and butters of olive, shea*, coconut*, cocoa*, avocado, hemp seed, castor seed; phthalate-free fragrance oils, sodium lactate, titanium dioxide, glow in the dark pigment (zinc sulfide), neon pigment (polyurethane-11, D&C red no. 28, manganese violet).
Ingredients in bold are certified organic.
* = Fair Trade ingredient
All products are handcrafted in small batches, sourced locally when possible, and working with trusted, reputable suppliers. Nearly all raw ingredients are USDA-certified organic or Ecocert approved.
Processing + Shipping
Processing + Shipping
Orders are processed + shipped within 5-7 business days (excluding weekends + holidays). An email confirmation with tracking information will be sent to you once it has shipped.
If you ordered during a sales event or during the holidays, know that our small team remains the same + works hard to prepare your order quickly, but that a higher volume of orders can exceptionally lengthen processing times. We appreciate your understanding.
Local Pick Up
Local Pick Up
Local customers can choose to pick up their orders to save on shipping. Orders will be dropped off weekly for pick up at White Mountain Crystals in Plainville, MA. Please wait for an email confirmation that your order is ready to collect. Orders will typically be ready in 4-5 business days. An order confirmation email/slip or photo ID is required at time of pick up.
Pickup is only available during WMC's business hours at:
1 Man Mar Drive
Plainville, MA 02762
Mon + Tue CLOSED
Wed + Fri 1-7
Sat 11-6
Sun 11-5p
Mindfulness
Mindfulness
For any of our beeswax-based products [balms, salves, etc] offered, consistency may be altered by the weather: softer in warmer months + firmer in cooler months. During warmer seasons, keep product in a cool, dark area. During colder seasons, allow the warmth from your skin to soften the product.
Shipping to or throughout hot climates, particularly in summer months, may result in a liquified product. Please keep this in mind when ordering + ensure your order is shipped to an address where it will be collected in a timely manner + not left out in the sun or hot weather. If your beeswax product melts + liquifies, this will in no way harm or alter the efficacy of your product. Should you experience this, simply toss in the refrigerator for a few hours to bring it back to its original consistency.
Returns
Returns
Due to the hygiene nature of products, returns + exchanges are not accepted. Refunds will not be allowed based on personal scent preferences or if allergic to an ingredient. We strive to provide detailed descriptions of scent notes + disclose ingredient listings to assist you in making informed purchasing decisions. Full ingredient listings are available for every product for this very reason, so please read through for any possible allergens prior to ordering.
If there is a legitimate issue with your order such as a broken item, we definitely want to make it right, so please contact us!
Disclaimer
Disclaimer
Please ensure the ingredients list has been reviewed for any allergies/sensitivities/concerns.
Please note that products may affect individuals differently, + results may vary. It is essential to read + follow all product instructions, warnings, + guidelines provided. We recommend conducting a patch test on a small area of skin before full application to check for any adverse reactions or allergies. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.
Our products are not intended to treat, cure, diagnose, or prevent any disease. The content on this website is not intended to substitute professional skincare advice or medical guidance. If you have any specific concerns or pre-existing skin conditions, we recommend consulting with a qualified dermatologist or healthcare professional before using our products.
Lather + Soul Skincare is not responsible for any damage resulting from the use or misuse of any product on our website.
