"Don't Be a D*ck" Crystal Soap

"Don't Be A D*ck." A good motto live by.

Whether you or a friend need a laugh, or you have a boss or someone in your life that could use this reminder, anyone could benefit from a luxurious bar of handmade soap with a genuine crystal weenie. Life is short, have a laugh!

Enjoy this fruity mix of rhubarb, mandarin, lemon, peach, rose, and jasmine, with notes of musk, vanilla, tonka, and amberwood for depth. Each bar will have genuine crystal d*ck, in either clear quartz , rose quartz, amethyst, or a golden healer.

All soaps are created using the cold process method of soap making using nourishing organic oils and butters, and always cured for the minimum of 4 weeks for the best, long lasting bar. Learn about soap curing and why it's important here.

Not sure how to use crystals after you’ve finished your soap? Read here!

Specifics 

As bars are hand-cut, expect slight variations in weight, with each bar weighing approximately 3-5 oz. Each crystal will vary in size and may not be the one exactly pictured.

Due to the handmade nature and use of natural ingredients, there may be slight color/design variations from batch to batch and colors may fade over time. This does not affect the efficacy of the soap in any way. Due to the vanillin content of this fragrance, a tan hue can be noted throughout the design. This is purely aesthetic and does not alter the soap quality or performance. However, further methods will be taken in future batches to minimize the tanning hue of the colors.

The information provided here regarding crystal meanings is intended solely for educational purposes and general knowledge. If you have any health concerns or serious medical conditions, it is important to exercise personal discernment, consult professionals when needed, and seek appropriate medical attention from qualified healthcare professionals.

Soap Care

Handcrafted soaps are naturally rich in glycerin. Glycerin is a humectant that attracts water to your skin. While that's wonderful for your body, it does require a little extra care of your soap.

Allow your soap to dry naturally by storing it on a draining soap dish or rack. This allows air to circulate around it and prolongs its lifespan. Keep your soap out of direct stream of water or submerged in water for too long. Unused soaps should be stored in a cool, dry place.

Ethics

All soaps are palm-free, as palm oil production has led to environmental degradation, deforestation, and habitat loss for wildlife.

All products are handcrafted in small batches, sourced locally when possible, and working with trusted, reputable suppliers. Organic oils and butters are always chosen for highest quality and Fair Trade whenever available.

Ingredients

Saponified oils and butters of olive, shea*, coconut*, cocoa*, avocado, hemp seed, castor seed; phthalate-free fragrance oils, sodium lactate, ethically sourced micas (mica, tin oxide, iron oxide, titanium dioxide, fluorphlogopite), titanium dioxide.

Ingredients in bold are certified organic.
* = Fair Trade ingredient

All products are handcrafted in small batches, sourced locally when possible, and working with trusted, reputable suppliers. Nearly all raw ingredients are USDA-certified organic or Ecocert approved.