{"product_id":"bag-of-ds-crystalset","title":"BAG OF D*CKS Crystal Sachet","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen someone deserves more than a lump of coal… give them a \u003cem\u003eBag of Dicks\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach velvet sachet holds an assortment of small, hand-carved crystal phalluses (rose quartz, amethyst, tiger’s eye, opalite, and clear quartz), a truly unique gag gift for that brother, coworker, or friend who \u003cem\u003edefinitely\u003c\/em\u003e earned a spot on the “naughty” list. Perfect for chaotic Secret Santa, gag gifts, or anyone who’s been \u003cstrong\u003ejust the right amount of annoying\u003c\/strong\u003e this year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet’s just say it gives a new meaning to stocking \u003cem\u003estuffer\u003c\/em\u003e. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifics\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach velvet bag contains a mix of small crystal phallus carvings, one each of rose quartz, amethyst, tiger’s eye, opalite, or clear quartz. Each crystal is approximately 25mm. Due to the handmade nature of the stones, shapes and sizes vary slightly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMindfulness\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe love sharing the world of crystals with you, but it's important to keep in mind that the info we share about crystal meanings is meant for learning and fun, not as a substitute for professional medical advice. If you have serious health concerns, always consult a healthcare professional and use your noggin to make informed decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lather and Soul Skincare","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46589624549525,"sku":null,"price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0302\/2107\/4565\/files\/IMG_7776.jpg?v=1793478051","url":"https:\/\/www.latherandsoul.com\/products\/bag-of-ds-crystalset","provider":"Lather and Soul Skincare","version":"1.0","type":"link"}